The Chroma royal family has always been more dog people than anything. Crazy Uncle/Duke Archibald had that iguana, but I mean otherwise, mostly it’s been like like, labs and german shepherds and stuff.

Bless you.

I’m not sure you needed him to tell you this in order to figure it out.

How long did the Slime King have to practice this method of brandishing his weapon to get good at it? Let’s just say that every pane of glass in Mauve village has been replaced at least once.

I think that relying on the “Oh no I’m incompetent… just kidding!” trick as your only strategy may have backfired.